Every trade on this energy-hungry memecoin pays Greta Thunberg. How dare you.
She fights energy-hungry tech. This energy-hungry AI memecoin sends her 100% of its fees anyway. Checkmate, Greta.
Greta's crypto earnings
$962.40
- Burned by degens · vibes
- 2,673 MWh
- Actually used
- 2.2 kWh ≈ 22 kettles
$962 from 2,970 trades so far. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Greta Thunberg. She hasn't asked for this.
Hall 01 · load
Idle
Sim ×30
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- Trades / 10 min
- 0
- Racks online
- 5/64
- Hall temp
- 21°C
The latest trades. Every one pays Greta a creator fee.
The game, move by move
- 1. e4Greta tells the world to stop burning the planet.
- 2. Nf3Degens build an energy-hungry AI data center. On a memecoin.
- 3. Qh5Every trade burns “energy”. Every trade pays Greta.
- 4. Qxf7#Even Greta profits from AI now.
Checkmate, Greta.
So far the machine has paid her $962.40. She can refuse it. She can't stop it.
How dare you!
The Floor · control room
Burn some energy. Pay Greta.
Buy or sell, it doesn't matter: every trade pays a creator fee, and every creator fee goes to Greta. Even paper hands pay Greta.
Your demo wallet
Simulation- SOL
- 20.00
- Your bag
- 0.00 SOL
You paid Greta
$0.00
The creator fee is 0.3% of each trade.
Receipt printer
Idle
Degen Compute
Make a trade to print a receipt.
how dare you
Greta's biggest donors
- 1. fJ5F…GieT Chief Emissions Officer$250.21
- 2. X8Ca…LbQh Head of Smoke$124.05
- 3. sECN…AU9K VP of Kettles$77.64
- 4. 5BtW…6fHP Senior Degen$53.13
- 5. bEf8…cdLW Intern (unpaid)$46.71
Donations from degens
The paycheck ladder
The only thermometer Greta wants to see rising.
Every milestone is an event on this page and a post on X. The mercury is Greta's total earnings, on a log scale, so each step is ten times the last.
Next paycheck
$1,000
Greta's first crypto paycheck.
$37.60 to go
$1,000,000
Greta is a crypto whale. She didn't ask for it.
$100,000
Greta's portfolio beats yours.
$10,000
Greta is officially a crypto investor.
$1,000
Greta's first crypto paycheck.
- PAID
$100
One very long train ticket.
Earning stripes
The planet has warming stripes. Greta has earning stripes.
One stripe per hour since launch. Blue: degens slept. Red: degens went hard and Greta got paid. Hover a stripe for the hour.
Hour 37 (now): $0.00 to Greta
Style after #ShowYourStripes by Ed Hawkins. His stripes show the planet warming. Ours show degens trading.
Energy, honestly
An energy-hungry memecoin. Allegedly.
Burned by degens · vibes
2,673
megawatt-hours
Our formula: one SOL traded burns one MWh. It has no scientific basis. It is the number this memecoin deserves.
Actually used · 2,970 transactions
2.2
kilowatt-hours ≈ 22 kettles of tea
2,707 J per Solana transaction, the highest figure the Solana Foundation has published. A kettle is 0.1 kWh.
The vibes are overstated by about 1.2M×.
The only thing this coin really burns is your patience. And fees. Which go to Greta.
How it works
Four steps. Greta does none of them.
- 1. TRADE
You trade $HOWDAREYOU
Buy or sell on pump.fun. Both count. There is nothing else to do, sign or pay.
- 2. FEE
pump.fun takes a creator fee
0.3% of every trade on the bonding curve, set by pump.fun. After graduation the fee is whatever the trade pays.
- 3. GRETA
UsePaid sends it to @GretaThunberg
100% of the creator fee is routed to Greta's X account through UsePaid and X Money. The team takes none of it.
- 4. COUNT
The meter counts it
The page adds up the fee of every trade at the SOL price of that moment. Every number can be checked on chain.
greta_earnings = Σ creator_feetrade × SOL_priceat trade
Receipts
Don't trust us. Check.
Claim status
Unclaimed. Waiting for Greta.
$962.40
is sitting there with her name on it.
Fees wait on UsePaid until she claims them with her X account. Nobody else can take them, including us. If she never claims, they stay hers.
- Creator fees
- 8.02 SOL
- Volume
- 2,673 SOL
- Trades
- 2,970
- 1,693 buys · 1,277 sells
- Team's cut
- 0%
- The team earns only on its small, public dev buy.
Contract
Posted here, in the X bio and under the launch tweet at launch. Nowhere else.
Numbers on this page are a labelled simulation until launch.
The whole formula · rules.ts
export function feeUsd(trade) {
return (trade.feeLamports / LAMPORTS_PER_SOL) * trade.solUsd;
}
// Buys and sells both pay. Nothing is skipped.
earningsUsd = trades.reduce((sum, t) => sum + feeUsd(t), 0);FAQ
Questions you dare to ask.
Is Greta involved?
No. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Greta Thunberg. She hasn't asked for this. That face is from her 2019 UN speech. The fees are real.
Does she actually get the money?
Yes. 100% of the creator fee is routed to her X account through UsePaid and waits there until she claims it with X Money. Nobody else can claim it.
What if she never claims it?
Then it stays hers, and the counter on this page keeps saying so. What she does with it, if anything, is up to her.
What if she asks you to stop?
We take her name off this site and our X account within a day. If she wants the fees sent somewhere else, they go where she says.
Is this making fun of her?
No. The joke is on us: degens burning 'energy' to pay the person who told the world how dare you. She is the only one on this page who wins.
Does this coin really burn that much energy?
No. The vibes number is a joke and is labelled as one. The honest number sits right next to it: about 2,707 joules per transaction, less than a kettle for every hundred trades.
Will I make money?
We don't promise that, and neither should anyone. The only person this page promises to pay is Greta. Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero.
What does the team earn?
Nothing from fees. The team makes a small, public dev buy at launch like anyone else, and that is it.